School Jokes
HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious in knowing what particular schools attended the big celebration.
So he checked out the house where it was all happening.
Guess who he found out and where he found them?
UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual
UP Los BaC1os - they where in the garden mowing the lawn
UP Manila - they where into "drugs"
Ateneo - they where inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling
La Salle - they were outside...jacking up the sound systems of their cars.
San Beda - some where beside the Ateneans while others where at the bedroom with some Paulinians
St. Paul - they thought they where with the Ateneans
La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians
Miriam - they where beside the room of the Ateneans . . . like always
Assumption - they where inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving
St. Scholastica - they where next in line with the bathroom
CEU - some where doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry
St. Louis - they where in front of the air conditioner
UE - they don't know what's air condition is
UST - they were everywhere
FEU - they were nowhere
MLQU - sob! they were not invited
San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
Letran - the Security
Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof
TIP - they were the ones who created the leak
NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes
JRC - they were the ones buying
Adamson - went to Luneta instead
Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates
CRC - what the hell is this party for?
PSBA - what the hell is CRC?
NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?
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