School Jokes
Expressions of Schools
Ateneo: Whatever
La Salle: duh!
Assumption: oh my god!
San Beda: Alas!
UST: gosh!
UP: ganon?
AMA: chuvachuchu
Tawag sa mga estudyante
Ateneo: Atenista
La Salle: Lasalista
UP: taga-UP
San Beda: Bedan
Assumption: Assumptionista
UST: Thomasian
AMA: Jolinians
Parlor
Ateneo: frank provost
La salle: roger craig
CSB: paradigm
CRC: bcbg
UST: davis deowhitener
FEU: ricky reyes
AMA- rejoice portable sink with paolo bediodes
Bags
Ateneo: nine west
La salle: esprit
CRC: polo
San Beda: tommy h.
Assumption: prada
UP: ucb
UST: native bags
AMA: guess.. ...what? plastic bag
Month
La Salle: february(hearts day)
CRC: december(holidays)
San Beda: may(fiesta)
Ateneo: march(graduation)
AMA: april(boys) IDOL!!!
Gimik
La Salle: abg's
Ateneo: fatwillys
Beda: mars
CEU: padis
UST: chatterbox
AMA: di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa hardrock kami! may Concert si jolina! beeh!
Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet
Ateneo: fuck! my credit cards are there
La Salle: shit! i have 5,000 bucks
San Beda-:damn, it has a sentimental value
UST: pare yung driver’s license ko
AMA: TANG INA!!!!, yung picture ni jolina!
Reaction after looking at a Sauna Showroom
La salle: ganda ng #69!
UP: ok si #74!
UST: yun magaling sa kama!
San Beda: natikman ko na lahat yan!
Ateneo: #8 nagbi-BJ
AMA: PUTA alis na tayo si #1 ate ko!
Pag may kaaway
CRC: aikido
Ateneo: judo
La Salle: taekwondo
San Beda: jujitsu
UST: boxing
AMA: sayunachi...sayonachi...sayonachinelas ko...TAKBO!
Cellphone orders in greenhills
La salle: 8810 please
Ateneo: five housing for my 3210
San Beda: back lights please.
UP: car charger nga.
UST: extra battery.
UE: alin dito ang mura?
AMA: (pabulong) may brochure kayo?
Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny txt
Ateneo: hahaha, funny
La Salle: yeah, right
San Beda: hehehe! Alas!
UP: puta! OK to ah
AMA: tang ina! tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!
Reaction ng marinig ang new txt scheme
La salle: bad trip
Ateneo: fuck!
UST: bwisit
San Beda: tang ina!
CKSC: piaw si eh
FEU: diyahe naman
AMA: yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin
Favorite car
Ateneo: lambourgini
San Beda: mc laren
La Salle: porshce
UST: ferrari
UP: jaguar
AMA: Putah!!! tama na STI naman, kaya nga pabor kami sa metering ng text!!!
In a party
La salle: todo porma
Ateneo: having conversation with girls
UP: sama-sama sa frat
UST: papanin sa lahat
San beda: nasa pagkain, walang pakialam!
AMA: nagseserve sa party (katulong)
Students while driving
La salle: talking to someone in the cell while driving.
UA&P: closed windows (dahil sa sobra mahal ng car)
San Beda: lakas ng sounds!
Ateneo: mayabang, habang nagdidirty finger sa labas!
UST: mayabang at nagdidirty finger din kaso nakasabit lang sa jeep!
AMA: hanggang pangngarap na lang (sabay lakad pauwi!)
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